Research shows that penguins’ graphic sexual acts shocked early polar explorers. Mainly because it’s counterintuitive that the handcuffs don’t slide off the flippers.
Research shows that penguins’ sexual acts were so graphic that early explorers hid the photographic evidence. So I guess those pictures you found in my sock drawer weren’t that creepy now, were they?
Research shows that penguins’ sexual acts were so graphic that explorers hid the photographic evidence. Meaning someone else has the weirdest sock drawer.
Scientists discovered a parasitic plant that steals genes. But it’d be way creepier if they payed for them.
Scientists discovered a parasitic plant that steals genes. I guess herbs today aren’t willing to work hard and become the master race the old fashioned way.
Scientists discovered a parasitic plant that steals genes. So if you notice your dad missing a vial of blood and then a week later being replaced by a plant dad, you know what’s up.
Scientists discovered a parasitic plant that steals genes. (Turn to a plant that is near the desk) Sorry, what? No, I’m Barbara Holm. Well, I got the bow tie... Who are they gonna believe, you or me? (laugh maniacally and push plant over.)
Christopher Nolan continually reiterates that he will not be making a fourth Batman movie. (Say the premise very straightforward deadpan. Pause for three seconds. Then start realistically sobbing.)
DC is deciding between rebooting Green Lantern or creating a sequel to the 2011 movie, or as Green Lantern fans know it- what 2011 movie?
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