Newt Gingrich said that running for President “turned out to be much harder” than he thought. "Gee, I wonder how hard it would be if he actually got the job," said none of the supporters he has left.
Gingrich admitted that he has no chance of being nominated but refuses to drop out, because it's cute how you can't even see Romney's lips move when the dummy stares at you with lifeless eyes.
Gingrich urged Santorum's followers to now support him, which is like saying, "Hey, you know how politics fooled you once?..."
The Lawyers for George Zimmerman withdrew as his legal council because he would not return their calls. Geeze I guess everyone has read He’s Just Not That Into You!
To mark the 100th anniversary of the titantic sinking, a cruise ship will retrace its original path. Said ghosts, "Hear that? They're just asking to be haunted."
To mark the 100th anniversary of the titantic sinking, a cruise ship will retrace its original path. Geeze, I hope these guys aren't in charge of the challenger anniversary.
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