Sometimes I attempt to write monologue jokes....
A Brazillian man dressed as Batman to fill his community with inspiration that maybe someday they too could be the cause of their parents' death.
According to a new study human noise affects plant life... In the plant's defense the human was screaming, "No, I won't feed you, Seymour!"
Research shows women can have orgasms from exercising, but they don't feel as good as the ones you get from being in a loving relationship with porn.
Reports say that the average teen texts 60 times a day, which is ridiculous, that anyone in high school has that many friends.
A new frog species was discovered in New York that is completely different from any other frog species. For example, most frogs aren't covered in that much smudged lipstick.
According to a new study popcorn is healthier than some vegetables. So now I have to throw buttered carrots at children who won't shut up in the movies.
According to a new study human noise affects plant life... But that's nothing compared to how a human reacts when a plant says "whats up."
A Dumb and Dumber sequel is in the works and I'm so excited that now I'm old enough my dad can't forbid me from watching it! Because he's dead.
According to a new study, green coffee beans may facilitate weight loss. But still I won't try it in a box, with a fox, I don't want your green coffee and ham, sam I am!
Bee populations are dropping, becoming increasingly endangered. Said everyone, (shrug) "Good."
Bee populations are becoming increasingly endangered. Said dying bees with their last breath, "Don't say we're dropping like flies!"
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