In the gym: "I'm sorry I was naked in the locker room."
At work: "Yes, I'm here early, sorry."
To a guy in the bank complaining about the line: "Sorry I came to the bank at the same time as you."
To my dad: "Sorry I said I don't care about the actress from the dragon tattoo movies."
To my roommate after he said I've been working late a lot: "Sorry."
To my roommate after he commented that I've been home a lot: "Sorry."
To my boyfriend: "Sorry I don't like MMORPGS."
To my best friend: "Sorry I called. Sorry I love you."
To a lady at the coffee shop who almost bumped into me but didn't: "Sorry."
In my room completely alone, to a dresser: "Sorry."
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